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How much faith to you have in you president

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  1. PowerMoves

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    Rebuild the Capital Wasteland - John Henry Eden - Enclave Radio

    Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by PowerMoves, Mar 9, 2018.

    Greetings, dearest America. This is your president, John Henry Eden, lets chat, shall we. We live in an age of poverty, greed, violence, destruction. Indeed the very seat of the federal government, Washington D.C., has been reduced to what is now known as the Capital Wasteland. The Capital Wasteland, how did it come to this America? How did your leaders allow the most powerful nation on Earth to die? The answer is really quite simple. Incompetence. Incompetence at the highest echelons of power. We put our trust, our faith, in halfwits. Our intrepid leaders had everything they wanted; power, wealth, prestige. It made them lazy America. Oh yes, and laziness breeds stupidity. Rest assured, I will not make the mistakes of my predecessors. When John Henry Eden builds a country, he builds it to last. The American Way. Don't you, my darling America, deserve that? Don't you deserve a future free of war, and fear, and terrible uncertainty? Of course you do. As President of the United States, you have my solemn pledge. That I will never rest, never rest, until we have we have what we deserve. A place to truly call Home. Until we meet again, this is John Henry Eden, signing off.

     
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    Thank you for that motivational speech, President Eden.
     
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    who can solve it? i can. im planning to run against you at the next election. if im not one of the two finalists, i'll start a rebellion and take over america. lmfao what is this cosplay
     
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    You have to go through me first!
     
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    Oooh, it seems a spicy battle is arising between the Nation's most powerful politicians. Who will win in this legendary election?! Find out, next time, on TPGZ!
     
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    Yea turn that democracy into anarchy what a great move xD
     
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    Well ostrig would change it to communism
     
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    fuck that Carl. imma beat you easily. it's already been calculated that i have 100% chance of winning the election. but again, if i am wrong. we'll all be bowing down at knee to me, hail your lord, and savior danni. communism! communism! or anarchy! anarchy!
     
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    Fuck anarchy, socialism is the way to go.
     
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    Fuck socialism. We have fascism.
     
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    Exactly what Hitler was thinking. "I know how I'll get people to like me! I'll kill all the Jews!"
     
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    Actually, I plan on being Hitler without all the biased genocide. It will be unbiased genocide against people whom are generally disliked, like Americans. ;)
     
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    hitler? he wasn't a harsh leader. you wanna know who was? danni, the rebellion has begun. we hail one leader and savior, danni_boi.
     
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    This is a biased genocide, since it's people who are "generally disliked," kek.
     
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    ok then osama
     
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    But good.
     
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    ive got a weird feeling that op just came in to turn y’all against eachother and it worked beautifully
     
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    What have i started.
     
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    First off, welcome to this community you probably had little plans to become a part of,
    and to answer you question, you started a joking debate of what governments are the best.
     
  20. PowerMoves

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    I feel like that was a little rude but im not sure
     
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